1. monicalewinsky1996:

    one of my favourite things in life is towels that are big enough to wrap around my fat ass

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  2. iamrickyhoover:

    meowsatan:

    mylesxmcgehee:

    sixpenceee:

    Chicago’s newest attraction - a 1000ft-high viewing platform that offers spectacular downward facing views over the city. TILT is housed in 360 CHICAGO on the 94th floor of the John Hancock Tower and, as the name suggests, the enclosed glass and steel platform tilts visitors forward for a unique perspective of the city’s The Magnificent Mile. (Source)

    This is terrifying

    No thanks I’ll pass

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh

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  3. spookyspatula:

    This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

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  5. spermbanker:

    i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

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  6. darecrow:

    darecrow:

    are you guys okay

    I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

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  7. hotelquebec:

    El Pintor hands.

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  9. youaintpunk:

    sarajevomoja:

    talk about perspective. shit.

    Fucking hell.

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  10. lindsaylohoean:

    if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

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  11. awwww-cute:

    Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time

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    1. nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
    2. me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
     
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  13. Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world

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  14. oreooficial:

    spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
    me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
    spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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