February 2012
3 tags
i don’t know if i’m cool enough to do this yet but,
like if you’d like me to check out your blog, i’d like to follow new people.
i spend 99% of my time going through people’s facebook pictures
Judge: For 6 counts of 1st degree murder, I sentence you to 100 years in prison.
Defendant: 1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100.
Judge: God damnit. Baliff? Uncuff him. You're free to go.
in other news!
i sit right by mr. hauk now
yeah cause he’s my only friend
i am going to teacher’s pet my way up to an A without doing the final film
jk but still
alwayz helpz~
i don’t wanna write this lame ass shit essay
textposter:
WivesSwap: Mormon Edition
the great gatsby sucked
wuetcher should let me off the hook if my essay sucks
cuz da book sucked
lol
2 tags
kadyxanne:
Being edge may be frowned upon now a days; it may be super cool to smoke weed or whatever, but to me this is the only life worth living.
I’m proud of who I am, and I’m not changing.
mom: i can see your penis through your sweatpants.
me: ok?
mom: honey, come over here
stepdad: what is it
me: i don't think--
mom: can't you see his penis through his sweatpants?
stepdad: are you wearing underwear?
me: no but--
stepdad: because he's not wearing any underwear.
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games